Observations by a Malaysian studying in Australia
Gas Works
I had a gas problem in class today. I desperately needed to fart, so I did. But to make myself conspicuous, whenever I feel like farting I would ever-so-slightly bend my body so that it will pass off silently. After a few seconds, I will pretend to sniff, look around left and right and give dirty looks to give the impression that I'm horribly disgusted with whoever it is that had the audacity to fart in public.

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